10 funny fan moments, as shown on the nhl homepage.
Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source
let me tell you a story about the google headquarters
so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw
but you’d kind of expect all that right
but then I started to notice something kind of weird
there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface
so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:
"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"
google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks
and actually listened to it
AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS
- Treats employees like dirt, pays barely above minimum wage
- Known for cutting employee hours, resulting in reduced staff and poor customer service
- Roughly 50 years old
- Everything you just saw up there (I don’t know anything about pay or whatnot)
- 16 years old
Hmmmm, maybe you could learn something, Wal-Mart…
The best are the shirts with sayings:
I need all of these shirts right now.
I would 100% wear a sweater that said “condensation”
Don’t forget this gem
They make swearing sound ten times more awesome
Oh my goddddd
does Senor Cardgage write shirts for Japan?
Skeleton army is on the move. I repeat, the skeleton army is on the move
You know she regrets this lmao
It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!
WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO
i want a video of all the tries it took to make this
i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken
momento tierno de futu :)