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10 funny fan moments, as shown on the nhl homepage.

richardmv:

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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it

AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

Wal-Mart:

- Treats employees like dirt, pays barely above minimum wage

- Known for cutting employee hours, resulting in reduced staff and poor customer service

- Roughly 50 years old

- Net worth: $250 Billion

Google:

- Everything you just saw up there (I don’t know anything about pay or whatnot)

- 16 years old

- Net worth: $350 Billion

Hmmmm, maybe you could learn something, Wal-Mart…

chelle-the-evil-queen:

pray4salvation:

kiss-my-aspergers:

highpriestessice:

kiss-my-aspergers:

ivenoideawhatiamdoing:

kromatone:

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

I need all of these shirts right now.

I would 100% wear a sweater that said “condensation”

#I want the WHAT shirt

same tho

Don’t forget this gem

They make swearing sound ten times more awesome

Oh my goddddd

does Senor Cardgage write shirts for Japan?

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yoegert:

Skeleton army is on the move. I repeat, the skeleton army is on the move

yoegert:

Skeleton army is on the move. I repeat, the skeleton army is on the move

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

theonion:

Man Surrounded By Loved Ones Feels Awkward Being Only Person Dying 
itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

futubandera:

momento tierno de futu :)